Xander's Transformation - A Slaughtertown Circus Teaser

Xander's been feeling a little under the weather, but he'll soon learn that he'll have to deal with more than just a runny nose and bad cough...

Giveaway and Interview: Slaughtertown Circus

Do you like free stuff? Free books? Free books full of super hot, ultra-weird bizarro?

Sure you do! And I'm teaming up with Horror After Dark to do a giveaway for a chance to win one of two Kindle copies or one paperback copy of Slaughtertown Circus! Click here for details.

And check out their recent interview with me where Nikki Howard asks me a ton-o-random stuff about the book.

TLDR: We're giving a way some copies of STC and I answer questions.

Strange the World: John Bruni

If you missed last night's Strange the World vidcast, catch up on YouTube! This edition:

John Bruni, author of Tales of Questionable Taste, and editor of Strange Story Saturdays joins the StrangeHouse crew to talk about what it takes to be a writer, his work, and upcoming news for StrangeHouse.

ATTENTION WRITERS!

John Bruni and Strange Story Saturdays are looking for

flash fiction

(less than 1500 words) for the website!

Email your submissions to strangestorysaturdays@gmail.com

The Farrowing - Now Available!

WOO! Jesse Wheeler's first full length book, The Farrowing, is now available on Amazon and on StrangeHouse's website! You can bet your butt I'm picking up one of these.

"Shelly is house-sitting for the first time at the Ferguson place. With the family gone for the weekend, she is left alone in the secluded house nestled within the hills. Or so she thinks. She quickly learns that there are other inhabitants living under the house. Inhuman underground residents, hell-bent on violating every inch of her flesh. Both external and internal. A small door in the kitchen pantry turns out to be a gateway revealing a labyrinth of perversions and depraved decadence beyond her imagination. Shelly is unwillingly guided through the threshold, down into the caverns below the Ferguson house. What she encounters down there, will test every molecule of her physical, emotional, mental, and sexual ability."

It All Started With A Fariy Tale Book

The other day, Nikki Howard (of Horror After Dark) asked me when I began writing. I had to think about it for a second, and concluded that it began when I was five or six, with a story called "The Litol Pritsus," which I've decided to share with you guys because it's work from the mind of a five-year-old Tepe and, honestly, it's just so fricking precious.

If you can't make it out, here it is:

Wuns upon u tiim

Thear levd a bootyfo

Pritsus tat had jols and mor

And mor and mor wun day

She went to tu dunjn to

Get hr jols sudjoly a jrigin

And swopt hr off hr fet she landed and she

She levd

Hapoy aftr

The end.

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And if you'd like to read it in English:

Once upon a time

There lived a beautiful

Princess that had jewels and more

And more and more. One day

She went to the dungeon to

Get her jewels and suddenly a dragon

Swept her off her feet. She landed and she

Lived

Happily [ever] after.

The End

Stay in school, kids!

Reviews, Reviews! Step Right Up!

That's right, ladies and gentleman! Check out the latest reader reviews of Slaughtertown Circus!

darkenwulfbytes

Bekki's Book Blog

Amazon

Goodreads

I am seriously thrilled at all the positive comments, thanks SO much, guys! Cotton candy for everyone! >:3

The Reviews Are In! And they're hilarious.

DO NOT MISS Becki Ryan's rad review of Slaughtertown Circus on her fantastic blog! Made better with the appearance of SNL's Stefon, who is (IMHO) the world's most awesome club-goer. Thanks, Becki!

Spoiler Alert: Slaughtertown Circus has received

5/5 SQUEAKY BOOBIES!!!

Which can only mean that I'm now spazzing out in my bedroom eating circus peanuts. Not really. I don't have any circus peanuts, but I wish I did. Not like I really need the sugar. Heaven help me.

Feel like getting teased?

The first teaser is up for Slaughtertown Circus, and it's only slightly NSFW...

I'm Everywhere!

Or rather, I'm trying to be. You know you wanna e-stalk me.

Facebook! 

You can see my every move!

Twitter!

You can see what I feel like posting at the time!

Goodreads!

Keep up with my work, as well as the work of insanely talented authors!

My Website!

You can look into the softer, less NSFW side of Tepe!

Bonus exclamation point: !

Slaughtertown Circus... HERE AT LAST!

Hey guys! It's been forever since my last post, (I know, punishment is obligatory) but in that time my first novel SLAUGHTERTOWN CIRCUS has finally been released!

You can pick up a copy on Amazon, and check out the rest of the StrangeHouse Books catalogue on their website!

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In other news, I'm starting work on some other stuff, I'll keep you guys posted. Someone PLEASE kick me in the ass and tell me to update this blog more often. Dear god. 

Seriously, I opened this page and bats flew out.