It All Started With A Fariy Tale Book

The other day, Nikki Howard (of Horror After Dark) asked me when I began writing. I had to think about it for a second, and concluded that it began when I was five or six, with a story called "The Litol Pritsus," which I've decided to share with you guys because it's work from the mind of a five-year-old Tepe and, honestly, it's just so fricking precious.

If you can't make it out, here it is:

Wuns upon u tiim

Thear levd a bootyfo

Pritsus tat had jols and mor

And mor and mor wun day

She went to tu dunjn to

Get hr jols sudjoly a jrigin

And swopt hr off hr fet she landed and she

She levd

Hapoy aftr

The end.

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And if you'd like to read it in English:

Once upon a time

There lived a beautiful

Princess that had jewels and more

And more and more. One day

She went to the dungeon to

Get her jewels and suddenly a dragon

Swept her off her feet. She landed and she

Lived

Happily [ever] after.

The End

Stay in school, kids!